It is rare that I study the small print of any press advert but this one caught my eye.

So the image hasn’t scanned well at all but what I wanted to bring to your attention was the guarantee. At first I though that only guaranteeing the clothes for 100 days seemed a little cheap but then I read the small print,
.. offer excludes sportswear, footwear, outerwear, underwear, socks and tights.
Unless I am very much mistaken, that is everything. What have I missed, name tags?
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